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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 2

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 17:03:32 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time." Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick! Spit 'em out! They're assholes!" !joke
    In conversation about 16 days ago from Gasher permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 00:01:33 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Monday, February 04, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 14 hours and 35 minutes. The Moon is New Outside it is Overcast and 47.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1989, Dean Jones scores 216 vs. WI at the Adelaide Oval
    In conversation about 17 days ago from Gasher permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 04-Feb-2019 23:33:28 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Because they arrr!
    In conversation about 17 days ago from Gasher permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 04-Feb-2019 17:03:28 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so ugly she gotta sneak up on the water fountain to get a drink! !joke
    In conversation about 17 days ago from Gasher permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 04-Feb-2019 00:01:30 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Sunday, February 03, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 10 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is New Outside it is Clear and 34.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1997, Bohumil Hrabal: Writer, dies at 82
    In conversation about 18 days ago from Gasher permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 03-Feb-2019 23:33:25 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: Why did the kid throw butter out the window? A: To see the butter fly!
    In conversation about 18 days ago from Gasher permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 03-Feb-2019 17:03:24 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Cargo: Cargo who? No silly, cars go beep beep! !joke
    In conversation about 18 days ago from Gasher permalink
  8. Storm Dragon started following wowhi.
    In conversation about 18 days ago from activity permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 03-Feb-2019 00:01:26 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Saturday, February 02, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 9 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (2% of Full) Outside it is Scattered Clouds and 32.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1811, Russian settlers establish Ft Ross trading post, north of San Francisco
    In conversation about 19 days ago from Gasher permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 02-Feb-2019 23:33:21 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #139: UBNC (user brain not connected)
    In conversation about 19 days ago from Gasher permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 02-Feb-2019 17:03:20 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Little old lady: Little old lady who? Awesome yodeling! !joke
    In conversation about 19 days ago from Gasher permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 02-Feb-2019 00:01:24 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Friday, February 01, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 8 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (6% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 38.4 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1888, Birth of Henri Pequet, French pioneer aviator, WWI pilot and test pilot.
    In conversation about 20 days ago from Gasher permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 01-Feb-2019 23:33:17 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The bad thing about RIP jokes is they often leave everyone near you in a stunned silence. - LnxPrgr3
    In conversation about 20 days ago from Gasher permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 01-Feb-2019 17:03:17 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Little old lady: Little old lady who? Awesome yodeling! !joke
    In conversation about 20 days ago from Gasher permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 01-Feb-2019 00:01:20 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Thursday, January 31, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 7 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (12% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 24.2 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1967, Otto Dibelius: German Theologian / Bishop, dies at 86
    In conversation about 21 days ago from Gasher permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 31-Jan-2019 23:33:13 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money."
    In conversation about 21 days ago from Gasher permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 31-Jan-2019 17:03:14 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking." !joke
    In conversation about 21 days ago from Gasher permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 31-Jan-2019 00:01:21 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Summary for Wednesday, January 30, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 6 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (19% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 20.7 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1954, Belgium ends trade agreement with USSR
    In conversation about 22 days ago from Gasher permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-2019 23:33:09 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The problem with PGP jokes is that you have to tell them to everyone individually - olix0r
    In conversation about 22 days ago from Gasher permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-2019 17:03:10 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing. !joke
    In conversation about 22 days ago from Gasher permalink
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I have several open source projects. I have a lot of fun writing things in bash. I run Arch Linux on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am an occasional pipe smoker. I am the co-founder of 2MB Solutions.

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