Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 2
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 17:03:32 EST 
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A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time." Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick! Spit 'em out! They're assholes!" !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 00:01:33 EST
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Summary for Monday, February 04, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 14 hours and 35 minutes. The Moon is New Outside it is Overcast and 47.6 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1989, Dean Jones scores 216 vs. WI at the Adelaide Oval -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 04-Feb-2019 23:33:28 EST
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!joke Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Because they arrr! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 04-Feb-2019 17:03:28 EST
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Yo momma so ugly she gotta sneak up on the water fountain to get a drink! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 04-Feb-2019 00:01:30 EST
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Summary for Sunday, February 03, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 10 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is New Outside it is Clear and 34.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1997, Bohumil Hrabal: Writer, dies at 82 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 03-Feb-2019 23:33:25 EST
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!joke Q: Why did the kid throw butter out the window? A: To see the butter fly! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 03-Feb-2019 17:03:24 EST
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Knock knock: Whose there? Cargo: Cargo who? No silly, cars go beep beep! !joke -
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 03-Feb-2019 00:01:26 EST
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Summary for Saturday, February 02, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 9 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (2% of Full) Outside it is Scattered Clouds and 32.5 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1811, Russian settlers establish Ft Ross trading post, north of San Francisco -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 02-Feb-2019 23:33:21 EST
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!joke BOFH excuse #139: UBNC (user brain not connected) -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 02-Feb-2019 17:03:20 EST
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Knock knock: Whose there? Little old lady: Little old lady who? Awesome yodeling! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 02-Feb-2019 00:01:24 EST
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Summary for Friday, February 01, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 8 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (6% of Full) Outside it is Overcast and 38.4 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1888, Birth of Henri Pequet, French pioneer aviator, WWI pilot and test pilot. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 01-Feb-2019 23:33:17 EST
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!joke The bad thing about RIP jokes is they often leave everyone near you in a stunned silence. - LnxPrgr3 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 01-Feb-2019 17:03:17 EST
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Knock knock: Whose there? Little old lady: Little old lady who? Awesome yodeling! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 01-Feb-2019 00:01:20 EST
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Summary for Thursday, January 31, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 7 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (12% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 24.2 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1967, Otto Dibelius: German Theologian / Bishop, dies at 86 -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 31-Jan-2019 23:33:13 EST
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who eat many prunes get good run for money." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 31-Jan-2019 17:03:14 EST
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 31-Jan-2019 00:01:21 EST
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Summary for Wednesday, January 30, 2019 yggdrasil has been up for 6 days, 5 hours and 54 minutes. The Moon is Waning Crescent (19% of Full) Outside it is Clear and 20.7 degrees fahrenheit. This day in history, 1954, Belgium ends trade agreement with USSR -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-2019 23:33:09 EST
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!joke The problem with PGP jokes is that you have to tell them to everyone individually - olix0r -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-2019 17:03:10 EST
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I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing. !joke
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