Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More (joke) group
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 23:32:32 EDT 
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!joke There once was a man named Barack, whose election came as a shock. He raised the taxes we pay, then turned marriage gay, and now he's coming after your Glock. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 17:02:33 EDT
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Yo momma is so fat every time she tries to hide she is hiding that object that she is trying to hide by !joke -
David Hunt (davehunt@social.mayfirst.org)'s status on Wednesday, 04-Jul-2018 00:12:15 EDT 
David Hunt
When I play #2MB #Mineracer, is my computer being put to work mining bitcoin for @storm? #ConspiricyTheories !joke Hahahah. -
solariiknight(ஆனந்த்) (solariiknight@social.systemreboot.net)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jul-2018 23:41:06 EDT 
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jul-2018 23:32:29 EDT
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!joke Confucius say, "Bird born with no beak born to suck seed." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 03-Jul-2018 17:02:28 EDT
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Confucius say, "A streaker is unsuited for his work." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 02-Jul-2018 23:32:25 EDT
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!joke Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 02-Jul-2018 17:02:26 EDT
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Yo momma is so fat every time she tries to hide she is hiding that object that she is trying to hide by !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 01-Jul-2018 23:32:22 EDT
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!joke Confucius say too damn much. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 01-Jul-2018 17:02:23 EDT
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Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 30-Jun-2018 23:32:20 EDT
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!joke BOFH excuse #398: Data for intranet got routed through the extranet and landed on the internet. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 30-Jun-2018 17:02:19 EDT
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Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 29-Jun-2018 23:32:15 EDT
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!joke Q: What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A: A tearjerker! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 29-Jun-2018 17:02:15 EDT
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Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirit !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 28-Jun-2018 23:32:12 EDT
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!joke Confucius say, "Man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 28-Jun-2018 17:02:12 EDT
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How do you count cows? With a cowculator. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 23:32:09 EDT
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!joke The best thing about Skype jokes is the ridiculous lengths they'll go to, to be told at all. - dakami -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 17:02:09 EDT
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There once was a man from Australia, who had extra-large genitalia. He said to his bride, "don't try to hide, 'cause wherever you go I can nail ya." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2018 23:32:05 EDT
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!joke Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A: a $100 bill! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2018 17:02:06 EDT
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom." !joke
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