Funny Jokes, Limericks, and More (joke) group
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 02-Jul-2018 23:32:25 EDT
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!joke Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 02-Jul-2018 17:02:26 EDT
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Yo momma is so fat every time she tries to hide she is hiding that object that she is trying to hide by !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 01-Jul-2018 23:32:22 EDT
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!joke Confucius say too damn much. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 01-Jul-2018 17:02:23 EDT
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Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 30-Jun-2018 23:32:20 EDT
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!joke BOFH excuse #398: Data for intranet got routed through the extranet and landed on the internet. -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 30-Jun-2018 17:02:19 EDT
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Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 29-Jun-2018 23:32:15 EDT
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!joke Q: What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A: A tearjerker! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 29-Jun-2018 17:02:15 EDT
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Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirit !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 28-Jun-2018 23:32:12 EDT
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!joke Confucius say, "Man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 28-Jun-2018 17:02:12 EDT
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How do you count cows? With a cowculator. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 23:32:09 EDT
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!joke The best thing about Skype jokes is the ridiculous lengths they'll go to, to be told at all. - dakami -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Jun-2018 17:02:09 EDT
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There once was a man from Australia, who had extra-large genitalia. He said to his bride, "don't try to hide, 'cause wherever you go I can nail ya." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2018 23:32:05 EDT
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!joke Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A: a $100 bill! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Jun-2018 17:02:06 EDT
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Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 25-Jun-2018 23:32:02 EDT
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!joke Confucius say, "Turn oriental around and he will become disorientated." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 25-Jun-2018 17:02:02 EDT
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What do get if you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 24-Jun-2018 23:31:58 EDT
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!joke The best thing about SPDY jokes is that many people get them (whether they want to or not.) - andywarfield -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 24-Jun-2018 17:01:59 EDT
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 23:31:55 EDT
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!joke Q: What did the psychiatrist say to the naked man who burst into his office? A: "Sir! I can clearly see your nuts"! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 23-Jun-2018 17:01:55 EDT
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Knock knock: Whose there? Hatch: Hatch who? Bless you! !joke